Laughter Is The Best Medicine

LAWAK MUTHU

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer: "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."

*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview..... "Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X." *****

*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?" Mut! hu : "In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'...that's why." Wife : ????????? *****

*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said, "No sir, only babies were born here." *****

*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK!WALK!" The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same.
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he ! cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, ! it becomes deaf." *****
*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back.I will drive."

*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the wash basin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard "* WASH BASIN * "

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire.
How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."

*Oh... Lest I forget ............. the funniest...*
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on the ight part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

u can change if u want to

aku igt lagi tyme aku darjah 1..hm..aku xbape nk reti kire duit tyme tu. tiap kali waktu recess mesti aku terkial-kial kuarkan duit aku utk beli makanan.tyme tu le aku stat cbuk2 mintak tolong kt kwn aku ni tk kirekan duit.hehe. dh tiap2 hari cenggitu, lame2 kwn aku pn dh cm mls plak. at last die mule la rajin blanje aku.haha..bkn le aku suke sgt die blanje, tp mase tu kn bdk2 lg..dh org berbudi kite berbahasa , org memberi kite merase..tul x? lgpn kwn aku ni mmg pemurah pn orgnye.. stat dr sini lah aku pn dh terbiase plak mkn2.mane tak nye, kdg ktrg beli ABC, cucur udang, nasi lemak n mcm2 lg ( wlaupn makanan kantin xpnh pn sedap bg aku tp boleyla..dh lapor..hak3) . agknye dari saat ni ler aku makin 'chat'. tp tyme darjah 1 ni xle sgt.. sb nsb baek le klu nk dikatakan di antara kwn2 aku ni bley dikire tinggi le jgk. so xle nmpk bulat sgt.haha.

aku nk tergelak biler teringat zaman aku darjah 4, ha..mase ni gemok btl. tp yg beznye aku xle rase segan dan sonok berkwn .kire aku xde le nk kontrol cun cm bdk kecik zaman skrg.huhu.
lgpn aku agk aktif mase ni. hm mase darjah 4 le minat aku pd sastera ni mule timbul. aku dh stat suke syair , pantun, n sajak. lgpn mase tu ade pertandingan syair antara klas, so aku pn nk try2 lah last2 minute.mujur cikgu pilih aku wakil klas.hehe. syukur..xle terer mane tp adela dpt johan.hua3. tu xpenting.yg penting aku minat sgt sastera2 ni. n tyme ni gak aku stat masuk koir. ok la gak... mase ni le 1st tyme aku di'makeup' kn. ha..tp kn, wlaupn aku ni agk gemok, aku ade gak masuk pertandingan badminton, wakil klas. hah! xsgka beb..dpt le gak aku no. 3.. yg penting kene semangat lor..

bler darjah 5..plg aku xleh lupe org gelar aku..'godzila'.ceh! tp tyme tu aku xterase pn, aku cool je.huhu. tyme ni aku mule stat bace sajak kt stage.aku nervous gak 1st tyme, tp itu normal..

akhir darjah 5, aku dh mule rase segan dgn kegemokan ni..then, abg aku pn mule ajk aku g joging tiap2 ptg. awl2 aku cm mls. tp aku tekad, at least kene berubah.nmpknye, usaha aku berjaya la jgk..naek darjah 6 aku dh xnmpk gemok sgt dh sb aku dh mule meninggi. syukur sgt2. apepun usaha aku ni mesti diteruskan, sb aku masih lg gemok kot.haha. apepn, aku xkn putus asa coz xde pompuan yg xnk jd kurus n molek kn.. oklah. dh letih tls sal ni. nti ak update lg pasal kegemokan ni.haha.

Normal Day to go..

Heyyo! ;)

Since the hols have started, my activities were soo boring. Early morning till evening i play computer. Crazy enough,rite? Hahahaha!!! But,it's kinda fun coz yaahhh the more u surf the net, the more u found your long lost friends....i miss them soo much especially friends from Melawati, Taiping,Matrik Melaka n currently..friends from UPM. Love u guys!!!

Oh,gosh! Now i'm soo interested in blogging but i donno wat to write actually. Give me a topic if u visit mine kay! Hahaha! U noe wat? First time after i blog and sent my first post...i have forgotten my password. Am i short term memory? Naaahhh..tats crazy type of thinking. Yaaahh,sometimes people might be forgotten something a lot..



Mmm..i think i kinda talk craps rite now,so before u get bored i better stop rite..

Haa..before tat i would like u to visit my sis' blog too...It was nice n quite interesting...



Alrite,tats all 4 now. I gtg. Gonna write somemore for my next post.. Bye!









Well,meet me Atiqah! haha! Bajet jer kan..hihii.. =)

Ah Beng bought a new mobile..

i wanna share diz cool story with u guys. it's about ah beng..haha.really interesting! read it yeah..

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'. He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot

Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM


Haha...u should never be like ah beng ah....kah3.have a nice day!!!

first tyme ever!!

ahh...aku baru je habis final exam..now, aku kt UPM dah..hehe dh jd bdk U dh. i'm very glad.
so, sekarang ni ngah cuti sem 1. mule2 mmg la bez duk umah.then dh lame2 terase gak bosan. xtau nk wt ape.tp actually aku agk riso gak ni n berdebar pikir sal result. hope aku dpt gud result. amin..hehe.well...nti sem 2 lg byk subjek penin2. xpe..ape lg keje aku as student slain blaja,blaja n terus blaja kn... em, actually ni 1st tyme aku wt blog.haha. try2 jek.actually aku dh ade join ngn adik aku..hua3. klah, anythng yg nk d'comment sgt2 d'invite k. daa...............